I read with interest the April 2 On the Campus article about the proposed chastity center. I read with equal interest a New York Times article March 30 about the same subject at Harvard. Clearly this is the latest distraction being disseminated by the right-wing e-mail and fax warriors in order to distract us from their hideous misjudgments on Iraq, the economy, etc.
A chastity center is an intriguing idea — but it doesn’t go far enough. What Princeton really needs is a chastity team. These committed sportspersons, in their heavily padded uniforms, would run roughshod over the hapless squads fielded by the various party schools. We’d probably beat Yale, too.
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