Greg Winsky ’71 created a quiz featuring first lines from famous works of fiction, smashed together. We’ve adapted it for PAW Online readers. Test your literary knowledge with these five examples.

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1. A Saturday afternoon in November was overcoat weather again, not just topcoat weather, as it had been all week and as everyone had hoped it would stay for the big weekend — the weekend of the Yale game.

A. Tess of the d'Urbervilles + This Side of Paradise

B. Something Wicked This Way Comes + The Catcher in the Rye

C. The Return of the Native + Franny and Zooey


2. Two households, both alike in dignity, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

A. Romeo and Juliet + Anna Karenina

B. Great Expectations + Tristram Shandy

C. Romeo and Juliet + Emma


3. When in April, the cruelest month, sweet showers fall.

A. 1984 + The Grapes of Wrath

B. The Canterbury Tales + The Wasteland

C. Uncle Tom’s Cabin + The Sound and the Fury


4. Once upon a time, and a very good time it was, there was a moocow coming down along the road, and my brother Jem got his arm broken at the elbow.

A. The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man + To Kill a Mockingbird

B. Midnight’s Children + Beloved

C. Ulysses + To Kill a Mockingbird


5. Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, the first thing you’ll probably want to know about me is where I was born, what my lousy childhood was like, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap.

A. Ethan Frome + Catch-22

B. The Great Gatsby + Lord of the Flies

C. David Copperfield + The Catcher in the Rye


ANSWERS: 1. C; 2. A; 3. B; 4. A; 5. C.