Dear President Eisgruber,
I feel your heart is in a good place, but I fear your brain may be vulnerable to the gravitation pull of the black hole of the Internet Brain of your students.
I encourage you to listen to or read Greg Gutfeld’s recent Fox News recent monologue, “The adults finally showed up at college campuses.” It may help you steer Princeton on a clear path back to reality … at least it may put a smile of clarity on your face.
Good luck and God bless!