Humor: Reunions Weather Forecast for 2025

Thursday, May 22, 2025: Sunny with a chance of awkward encounter 

The first day of Reunions is here! Step off the Dinky to bask in the warm New Jersey sunshine. Pretend you didn’t notice that the person sitting in front of you on the train was the emotionally unavailable classmate you used to see during junior year. Still no engagement ring or spouse with them. Shocking. 

Friday, May 23, 2025: Hot and humid

Uh oh, the raccoons living in the Hobson College construction site chewed through some electrical wiring, leaving all of down-campus without A/C! Not that any of the dorms you’re staying in have A/C anyway.

Saturday, May 24, 2025: 70% chance of beer rain 

It seems enough alcohol has evaporated into the atmosphere to cause the world’s first occurrence of “beer rain.” Remember to bring your umbrella (or your funnel) today! Let’s hope the fireworks show doesn’t ignite the alcohol vapors in the air!

Sunday, May 25, 2025: Smoggy 

It seems emissions from 24/7 golf cart usage has left campus covered in a thick smog. Be careful out on Elm Drive, because you won’t be able to see those golf carts coming!

Spencer Bauman ’25 was the head Humor editor for The Daily Princetonian before he was fired for attempted murder, due to his killer sense of humor.