The drone view on the cover makes clear what happened. A giant alien container vessel, crewed by descendants of the bozos who dropped the pyramids in the desert, must have jettisoned some of their empties over Princeton. Made of sturdy stuff, they landed on the art museum, crushing it flat and bringing an entirely new meaning to “Art and Archaeology.” On the bright side, the archaeology department’s new lab space in the basement allows students to practice their field work in indoor comfort, excavating bits of old artworks and assistant professors.
The drone view on the cover makes clear what happened. A giant alien container vessel, crewed by descendants of the bozos who dropped the pyramids in the desert, must have jettisoned some of their empties over Princeton. Made of sturdy stuff, they landed on the art museum, crushing it flat and bringing an entirely new meaning to “Art and Archaeology.” On the bright side, the archaeology department’s new lab space in the basement allows students to practice their field work in indoor comfort, excavating bits of old artworks and assistant professors.