Oh Person!

Re Princeton’s new “Guidelines for Using Gender Inclusive Language” (On the Campus, Sept. 14): The University community should be adapersondant that their adoption be persondatory as they are written with great acupeople. The guidelines compersond attention; we cannot be personacled by tradition, and must personage our adpersonence thereto. Good personners require it, not just now, but perpersonently. I look forward to reading a senior tpersonis on this topic.

Oh person, oh person, oh person.