The Future According to Me

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By Rob Kutner ’94

Published Jan. 21, 2016

(Amazon Digital Services) This compilation of 35 one-page scenarios features futures that are ironic, absurd, and bizarre. The “what if” situations that Kutner explores include existentially aware Smart Toilets, a time-travelling garbage man, and a virus that wipes out all humans except those with Attention Deficit Disorder. Kutner writes for Conan and The Daily Show.

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