The Future According to Me

Placeholder author icon
By Rob Kutner ’94

Published Jan. 21, 2016

(Amazon Digital Services) This compilation of 35 one-page scenarios features futures that are ironic, absurd, and bizarre. The “what if” situations that Kutner explores include existentially aware Smart Toilets, a time-travelling garbage man, and a virus that wipes out all humans except those with Attention Deficit Disorder. Kutner writes for Conan and The Daily Show.

Paw in print

Image
Tod Williams ’65 *67 stands in front of the Brooklyn Bridge.
The Latest Issue

July 2026

Architect Tod Williams ’65 *67 reflects on the Obama Presidential Center; rain and revelry at Reunions.