How Not to Kill Your Baby: A Slightly Useless Guide

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By Sager Weinstein ’94

Published Jan. 21, 2016

(Andrews McMeel Publishing) In this tongue-in-cheek parenting manual, Weinstein offers humorous advice on everything from when to get pregnant (“exactly on your 20th birthday”) to taking your baby out (“strip your baby naked and apply sunscreen to every crevice of his body”). Weinstein has written for The New Yorker, The Onion, HBO, and the BBC. He also is the author of three previous books.

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