Humor: Take PAW’s Alumni Matchmaking Quiz!

Did you graduate after four years of never even touching even a woman’s arm? Hoping to finally make eye contact with that hot guy from PHY115: Physics for Future Leaders? Want to make sure your future child has the best chance at getting in by being a double-legacy? Take this short quiz to find out which eating club alumni you should date!

1. What’s your ideal Princeton-themed date?
a. A picnic on Cannon Green under a tree
b. Coffee in the morning at Small World
c. Romantic steak dinner at Roots Ocean Prime
d. Steal the Nassau Hall bell clapper together

2. What is your love language?
a. Buying gifts for each other at the U-Store
b. Dancing with each other under the Reunions tent
c. Acts of service in the service of humanity
d. Reminiscing on your time at Princeton together

3. How important is Princeton spirit to you?
a. It’s the school on my degree and that’s it
b. Coming back every five years is enough
c. My future child is not allowed to go to school in Boston
d. My boxers have tigers on them

4. Pick a Princeton-themed role-play.
a. Grad TA/failing chemistry student
b. Public Safety officer/eating club officer
c. Dinky conductor/confused alum
d. Supreme Court justice/criminal

5. Which campus animal would you keep as a pet?
a. The fox that roams campus at night
b. The raccoons living in the Art Museum construction site
c. The rats in Holder Hall
d. A tiger, of course!

Answer Key: 
If you answered mostly A, you should date alumni from Cap & Gown, Colonial, or Terrace.
If you answered mostly B, you should date alumni from Ivy, Cottage, or Tiger Inn.
If you answered mostly C, you should date alumni from Cannon or Cloister.
If you answered mostly D, you should date alumni from Quadrangle, Charter, or Tower.